Wednesday, March 20, 2013

I need one of these

Or maybe all of them.

What do you think?











But no matter what, I'm totally getting this for Sam!


Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Women are like cupcakes


Women are like gourmet cream-filled cupcakes.

There’s a new bakery supplying the coffee cart at the hospital, so I know what I’m talking about.  Oh, and I know a lot about women. 

Women, like cupcakes, look great from a distance, they smell great up close, and they’re sweet through and through.

But here’s the thing—you can lick the surface and it’s gonna taste great and you’re gonna have a great time.  But if you keep going and get to what’s inside, you’re going to find all kinds of sweet stuff.

Personally, I like the middle cream better than the frosting.

And I don’t mean this sexually.  Mostly.

You’re welcome.