Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Women are like cupcakes

Women are like gourmet cream-filled cupcakes.

There’s a new bakery supplying the coffee cart at the hospital, so I know what I’m talking about.  Oh, and I know a lot about women. 

Women, like cupcakes, look great from a distance, they smell great up close, and they’re sweet through and through.

But here’s the thing—you can lick the surface and it’s gonna taste great and you’re gonna have a great time.  But if you keep going and get to what’s inside, you’re going to find all kinds of sweet stuff.

Personally, I like the middle cream better than the frosting.

And I don’t mean this sexually.  Mostly.

You’re welcome.